Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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