What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm really busy with my period
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