My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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