Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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