Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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