how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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