My cat gives me a boner
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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