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  My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?

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• Santa is always jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live

  Submitted by MyDixieNormus on Nov 27, 12 at 7:01pm

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• 'Tis the season.

  Submitted by aawwsshheett on Nov 27, 12 at 3:58pm

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  • More like jizz the season.

    Submitted by Michfan69 on Nov 27, 12 at 5:33pm

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• He even arranged it into neat little lines for us

  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 27, 12 at 6:37pm

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• I saw Mommy shtupping Santa Claus.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 27, 12 at 7:53pm

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  • oy vey moishe

    Submitted by smoothtalker on Nov 29, 12 at 1:06am

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• She sounds like one gift I would like to unwrap... I bet she wants her stocking stuffed :D

  Submitted by ck24 on Nov 27, 12 at 7:52pm

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  • pick one joke...it's more effective

    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Nov 27, 12 at 9:40pm

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• Can I flock you from behind?

  Submitted by porksword on Nov 27, 12 at 6:13pm

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• FACT: Snow makes great lubricant.

  Submitted by FalseFacts on Nov 28, 12 at 7:45am

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• Yes. Always yes.

  Submitted by divrekku on Nov 27, 12 at 8:24pm

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• I'll roast my chestnuts by that fire!

  Submitted by squibkick on Nov 27, 12 at 10:38pm

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• If he doesn't then I damn sure do!!!! lmao

  Submitted by doomed2roam on Nov 27, 12 at 5:13pm

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