I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Just pee around me
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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