I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Text me some of your sweat
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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