I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
