exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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