guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
should my penis look like a turkey
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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