do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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