it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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