hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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