Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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