I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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