apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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