Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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