oh god the rape fog is back!
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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