I'm so fucking centered right now
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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