so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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