So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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