2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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