I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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