considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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