got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
