found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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