Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
