How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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