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  How do you jack off and text at the same time?

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  On my iPhone they have an app for that

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• That's app is real

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:34am

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• fucking hilarious! the only tfln that i've actually died of laughter over

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:50am

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• i wonder what the app is?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:42pm

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• lmfao i wouldnt be surprised

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 7:59pm

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• There is a waterproof version for the (real) Girls.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:12am

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• Ego check with the iphone geek get a girl you cant fck the phone wanky!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 5:17am

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• Dude my area code!!! And really?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:26pm

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• hahahahaha this is definitely my area..wouldn't doubt i know this person too

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 5:19pm

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• gotta love Houston. I'm never leaving this city. (832)

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:31am

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• one of the best so far! leave it to a Houstonian

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:55pm

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• by far the best ive read... now my facebook status!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:22am

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• That made me laugh out loud

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:32pm

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• damn right they fuckin do!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:58pm

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• "Anonymous said... hahaha it is DEF a real sext. i mean text. May 9, 2009 1:46AM" if you fucking meant text then delete the s and just put a T. cause that wasn't fucking funny you fuck tard. seriously you piece of shit you're not funny. stop trying.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 6:34pm

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• HAHAHAHAHA This is great. One of the best so far.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:53pm

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• hahaha it is DEF a real sext. i mean text.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:46am

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• this one actually made me laugh, one of the best TFLN thus far college stories @ oicollege.com

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 7:44pm

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• iJackOff

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:57pm

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• Kanyes killing me too

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:41pm

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• Nope. Just looked. Hahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:27pm

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• is this really an app and what is it called??

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 5:42pm

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• They do! Just used it. Doing it now.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:39pm

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• H-town baby.... kinky mo fo's

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:15pm

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• omg, I can' handle this, this is soo hilarious!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:06pm

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• iJack

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:26pm

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  • hahaahah.

    Submitted by daissy on Feb 11, 10 at 6:38pm

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• It's a real app. How else would I be typing this. SHIT. ALL I DO IS JACK OFF.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:14pm

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• I think I'm going to call BS on this one. It's such a nicely packaged little joke, seems like somebody composed it -- not authentic texting -- whichy is always situation specific.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:26am

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• I think I know this person... no joke.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:42pm

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• MASTURBATION APPLICATION! OH LAWD THAT MAKES ME SHAKE LIKE JELLO ON A PLATE!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:28pm

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• " if you fucking meant text then delete the s and just put a T. cause that wasn't fucking funny you fuck tard. seriously you piece of shit you're not funny. stop trying. I think this guy is just jealous that he doesn't have that app. May 12, 2009 10:18AM" you fail at life. sexting IS a word you tard. just get it

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:25pm

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• Only in Houston, TX baby!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:13pm

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• Lmfao omg greatest thing i have EVER read.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:38pm

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• God I fell out of my chair laughing! -and I agree with the first comment

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 7:22pm

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• It sounds extremely useful. I think it would sell. Just think about it: Twittering during an epic jacking off session?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 7:04pm

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• I want this app! And are you from Texas? I just got this TFLN app so I'm guessing the number is the area code...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:54am

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• They need to make a tfln app!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:09pm

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• I really want this app.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 5:12pm

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• who doesnt get turned on by unicorns?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:56pm

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• "Anonymous said... hahaha it is DEF a real sext. i mean text. May 9, 2009 1:46AM" if you fucking meant text then delete the s and just put a T. cause that wasn't fucking funny you fuck tard. seriously you piece of shit you're not funny. stop trying. I think this guy is just jealous that he doesn't have that app.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:18am

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• It's true it's called jack'n text I'm using it right now.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:50pm

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• For sure not fake. This is the guy who posted it. Don't call bullshit sir or ma'am on something you don't know about. Long live sexting

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:54am

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• i can see the commercial now wanna jack off? theres an app for that...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 7:51pm

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• Probably something to do with unicorns

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:44pm

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• Hahahahaha hell yes!! Gott love Katy, TX baby!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:49am

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• They seriously do?!?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:20pm

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• H-town got to love are classy guys there one of a kind

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:39pm

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• Bahahahaha Baytown or Houston?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:03pm

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• AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! That's GREAT!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:47pm

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• LMFAO!!!!! THAT WAS TOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:35pm

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• AWESOME!!!!! Would that app be a good mother's day gift?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:54pm

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• Holy shit beat thing I've read on tfln haha omfg

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:45am

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• i dont think there actully is this app dumbass 3:52am. hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:19pm

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• hahaha Houston's the shit

  Submitted by morgiee on May 1, 11 at 12:03am

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• Awwwwh I'm gonna miss Houston so much :))))

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:43pm

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• There's an app for that?

  Submitted by ScotlandMiller on Jun 11, 11 at 11:43am

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• They realy do have an app for everything...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:16am

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• Hahahaha 256 599 0141

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:30pm

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• Of course, Houston. We're just that crazzzyyy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:55pm

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• What is this app really called?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:52am

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• try and do that with your blackberry....hmmm...cant, can you? nope, cause blackeberries blow cock juggling thunder cunt. iphones do everthing but wipe your ass for you. and im sure that wont be for long. long live sexting -posted with my iphone

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 4:25am

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• Really Sexting?? I want the APP

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:47pm

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• I love Katy/Houston

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:12am

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• The woodlands area what what!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:43am

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• THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT is the new Thats What She Said. theres an app for that too ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:50pm

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• I disagree! -Mar Mar

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:56pm

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• One of the funniest things I have ever read. Well done. LOLOLOLOL

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:26am

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• roflmmfao! too funny!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:36pm

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• 1231 838 6497 hit me up I love phone s e x

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:24am

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• I seriously have to get me an Iphone with that APP!!! LOL

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:29pm

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• I love this comes from Houston.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:29pm

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• Gotta love Houston babyy(:

  Submitted by danielovesyouu on Mar 20, 10 at 11:26pm

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• OMFG im serious tat kid who rote masturbation application Oh lawd that makes shake like jello on a plate tat was so fuckin halarious im still laugin

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:19pm

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• lmao this is awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:42am

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• it's called "sext me"

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:02pm

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• Holy shit I have that app on my computer.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:56am

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• Oh yeah, I think I have that one.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:21pm

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• 1:45 I find it really ironic that u wrote beAt instead of beSt lol

  Submitted by musicman11 on Jun 6, 10 at 8:10pm

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• Fuck, the iphone gets all the good shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:20pm

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• thank the lord for h-town!!!! i kniw tje guy that sent this my friend showed me this on his phone immeadiatly!!!! thanks joe!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:15pm

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• DragonDictation (legit)

  Submitted by eagletobe on May 14, 11 at 4:34am

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• Lmfao. I have the same area code as you also.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:54pm

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• ahhhhh hahahaha soooo good!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:18am

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• Omg I actually looked up for this app lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 10 at 2:34pm

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