why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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