ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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