What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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