can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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