and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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