Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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