She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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