i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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