I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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