just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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