walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the day after is always just damage control
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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