dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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