I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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Ruff?
Never seen a dog text before...
Best excuse for being in a bitch mood I ever read.
The dog wants you to know that he appreciated the extra space for doggie style sex that your bed provided. Man's best friend = dog's best wingman.
some of those are really comfortable
Stop yelling, you'll wake the dude beside you in the cat bed.
Sure you have woke up in worse.
Grouch.
don't worry I got lost in the utility closet while trying to take a piss....moonshine baddddd
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