Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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