Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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