He is an equal opportunity slut.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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