My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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