I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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